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Monday, September 18, 2006

Yamis not gay either! 

Well-known bloggers have this morning issued furious denials that Yamis, proud father of one, is gay.

"There may or may not be a photo of Yamis being enthusiastically embraced by a male friend at a party once upon a time," they admitted.

"But," the bloggers hastened to add, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COUNTRY COMING TO?? THAT'S NOT FUCKING NEWS!! MEN CAN HUG EACH OTHER CAN'T THEY? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE CONNIVING FUCK!!"

At this point the bloggers trailled off into a stream of unrepeatable curses, before concluding: "yeah, what this guy said."

Meanwhile, the cheerful tories, led by one who admits once drunkenly dancing with a male colleague (although quite why this shock horror anecdote is relevant is anyone's guess), are trying to spin this to their advantage: "This attack on the PM and her husband comes from Investigate, not our MPs ... unlike when that evil bastard Trevor Mallard brought up 'affairs' and 'Dianne' in Parliament." Yes, well, those comments were ignored weren't they ... and rightly so.

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