Friday, October 07, 2005
Korean Language Corner: Lesson #1
Gather round children.
Todays Korean word is "sseep seki" [pronounced "sheep" - with the "sh" harshly and "parl"].
This word means 'spawn of a cunt' (literally). "Sseep" meaning a bad word for vagina and "seki" meaning spawn of.
Times to use "ssep seki".
Well it's probably best used in two general situations. The first is when you are really, really, really angry with somebody and want to get all crazy on their ass. The other situation is when you are joking with friends. For example, your best mate has just down-trowed you in front of some girls at a party (note that you should not get in a car with these drunken fools later as the car will leave the road and kill all of you).
In almost any circumstances if you use this expression to a Korean you will be beaten senseless Taekwondo style unless you are surrounded by many people and they are just a small Korean. In which case they will go and find more Korean friends and then beat your ass.
Join us next time for more fantastic and useful Korean words in "Korean Language Corner".
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In the meantime a building fell down while under construction in Korea and killed 9 people. You oughtta see how things get built there. The 11th largest economy in the world can do a mighty fine impersonation of the 3rd world when it wants.
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And in Korean corruption corner (there are many naughty children sent to this corner each week)8 executives from Samsung have had travel bans slapped on them because they were involved in the transferring of funds from Samsung Group Chairman Lee kun-hee to his children.
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In other important news my wife and I have so far spent $325 on getting passport size photos and medical checkups, blood tests, x-rays etc for her permanent residency application. And fuck it wasn't cheap to get a work visa at the start of the year either. Still to pay for... the results (yes the $325 is just to perform the tests), police checks (again) and fuck knows what else.
And I have to cut down a Norfolk Pine and go and buy some Coruba Jamiaca Rum mon'.
Todays Korean word is "sseep seki" [pronounced "sheep" - with the "sh" harshly and "parl"].
This word means 'spawn of a cunt' (literally). "Sseep" meaning a bad word for vagina and "seki" meaning spawn of.
Times to use "ssep seki".
Well it's probably best used in two general situations. The first is when you are really, really, really angry with somebody and want to get all crazy on their ass. The other situation is when you are joking with friends. For example, your best mate has just down-trowed you in front of some girls at a party (note that you should not get in a car with these drunken fools later as the car will leave the road and kill all of you).
In almost any circumstances if you use this expression to a Korean you will be beaten senseless Taekwondo style unless you are surrounded by many people and they are just a small Korean. In which case they will go and find more Korean friends and then beat your ass.
Join us next time for more fantastic and useful Korean words in "Korean Language Corner".
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In the meantime a building fell down while under construction in Korea and killed 9 people. You oughtta see how things get built there. The 11th largest economy in the world can do a mighty fine impersonation of the 3rd world when it wants.
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And in Korean corruption corner (there are many naughty children sent to this corner each week)8 executives from Samsung have had travel bans slapped on them because they were involved in the transferring of funds from Samsung Group Chairman Lee kun-hee to his children.
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In other important news my wife and I have so far spent $325 on getting passport size photos and medical checkups, blood tests, x-rays etc for her permanent residency application. And fuck it wasn't cheap to get a work visa at the start of the year either. Still to pay for... the results (yes the $325 is just to perform the tests), police checks (again) and fuck knows what else.
And I have to cut down a Norfolk Pine and go and buy some Coruba Jamiaca Rum mon'.
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