Thursday, September 22, 2005
Thursday Blog Times Reveals Deeply Divided Nation
The Thursday Blog Times can exclusively reveal that the nation is deeply divided over the issue of the supposed existence of New Zealand citizens who don't support the All Blacks, speed to reach their every game, place $50 on them to win at the TAB, and join unseemly scrambles to buy tickets to godforsaken, rainswept terraces.
When asked about these semi-mythical non-AB supporting creatures, the good god-fearing pot-smoking citizenry responded by labelling them as follows:
a) Bloody traitors! = 100% (of rugby heads)
b) They're broke and can't afford the ridiculous ticket prices used by the NZRFU to buy the players everything they could possible need for the rest of their lives = 73% (of people on an average wage)
c) They're justifiably sick to death of the All Blacks playing against South Africa, the Wallabies, and anybody else for that matter since international rugby is actually quite weak at the moment and has been for a few years but nobody seem to have noticed = 0% (of NZ journalists)
d) Wondering how we called you on this number, since you've had it delisted after getting polled by the Sunday Star Times every week for the last 4 months? = 37% of elderly residents in the Tamaki electorate.
When asked about these semi-mythical non-AB supporting creatures, the good god-fearing pot-smoking citizenry responded by labelling them as follows:
a) Bloody traitors! = 100% (of rugby heads)
b) They're broke and can't afford the ridiculous ticket prices used by the NZRFU to buy the players everything they could possible need for the rest of their lives = 73% (of people on an average wage)
c) They're justifiably sick to death of the All Blacks playing against South Africa, the Wallabies, and anybody else for that matter since international rugby is actually quite weak at the moment and has been for a few years but nobody seem to have noticed = 0% (of NZ journalists)
d) Wondering how we called you on this number, since you've had it delisted after getting polled by the Sunday Star Times every week for the last 4 months? = 37% of elderly residents in the Tamaki electorate.
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