Monday, October 17, 2005
Short back and sides please
Just when the IRA announced it was disarming in Ireland the New Zealand Herald has revealed that the buggers are now killing British troops in Iraq.
IRA bombs killed British troops in Iraq the headline reads.
Unfortunately the story's first paragraph reads:
Opps, looks like the headline should read - British bombs killing British troops in Iraq shouldn't it?
The story continues to say that British "intelligence" officers sold/gave their new bomb making intelligence to the IRA - way to go to combat the enemy.
Meanwhile, for all you doubters/haters/wreckers out there who have dissed the American war on terror - the coalition of the willing have made a significant announcement in recent days.
That's right, they have apprehended "Walid 'The Barber' Muhammad" whose crimes against humanity include, you guessed it, being suspected of cutting bad guys' hair.
No doubt, George 'The Penis' Bush will be celebrating.
IRA bombs killed British troops in Iraq the headline reads.
Unfortunately the story's first paragraph reads:
Eight British soldiers killed during ambushes in Iraq were the victims of a highly sophisticated bomb developed by British intelligence services and first used by the IRA.
Opps, looks like the headline should read - British bombs killing British troops in Iraq shouldn't it?
The story continues to say that British "intelligence" officers sold/gave their new bomb making intelligence to the IRA - way to go to combat the enemy.
Meanwhile, for all you doubters/haters/wreckers out there who have dissed the American war on terror - the coalition of the willing have made a significant announcement in recent days.
That's right, they have apprehended "Walid 'The Barber' Muhammad" whose crimes against humanity include, you guessed it, being suspected of cutting bad guys' hair.
No doubt, George 'The Penis' Bush will be celebrating.
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