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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean that they're not after you! 


So here I am plugging away on some research for some forthcoming lectures that I'm doing that pretty well prooves that Al-Qaeda doesn't exist, 9-11 was orchestrated, and that the neo-conservative agenda fostered it all.

As I'm in the middle of this heavily based internet research the power in my office building gets cut. It's back on in every other room except mine. Oh, and my phone is clicking like fuck too.

So, B.I.R. community, if you don't hear from me in 48 hours, you demand proof of life!

Even spookier: the minute that I publish this post the lights come back on.
I'll let you know if we get any hits from the FBI.

I'm wondering though, if you get assassinated who will play my part in the movie?
No idea what Bobert looks like, but I'm thinking Lou Vincent.

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Bobert looks a bit like Craig McMillan. (Sorry Bobert).

Yamis is a poor man's Brett Lee.

Thankfully none of us look like David Boon.

Oh and Bobert, perhaps you could switch your mind away from Al-Qaeda and questions surrounding its existence, and towards smuggling fine Cubans into NZ!
Okay, I've managed to dodge the first few rounds of assissination attempts.

Cuban cigars to New Zealand? Fuck man, my ass is wanted enough by circumspect law-enforcement, begrudging husbands / boyfriends, and irate fathers.

I need to keep at least one safe haven open!

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