Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Christmas Recipes
1. Take can of baked beans (any will do, this ain't a promo) and open.
2. Pour into saucepan and place on element (don't worry about the temp, if they burn you leave the burnt ones stuck to the bottom of the saucepan).
3. Place 2 slices of bread into toaster (any bread will do, even stale bread is OK as the cooking process will dry the fuck out of the bread anyway).
4. Butter toast and place on plate (cutting toast at this point or after beginning consumption is optional).
5. Pour hot beans onto toast.
6. Eat.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
2. Pour into saucepan and place on element (don't worry about the temp, if they burn you leave the burnt ones stuck to the bottom of the saucepan).
3. Place 2 slices of bread into toaster (any bread will do, even stale bread is OK as the cooking process will dry the fuck out of the bread anyway).
4. Butter toast and place on plate (cutting toast at this point or after beginning consumption is optional).
5. Pour hot beans onto toast.
6. Eat.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Labels: fine dining
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