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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Viva Correa, Feliz Cumpleanos Fidel 

And Dale Correa wins the show in Ecuador.

I'm in Cuba right now, and people are peeing their pants with excitment that another non-U.S.-alligned leader takes the helm in South America.

It's going to be an interesting six months for Mr. Correa, as there are many groups in Ecuador that are deadset on proving him to be a corrupt puppet of a broader communist plot. The term Cuban-Venezuelan imperialism has come up a couple of times. Good gawd, imagine the awful consequences of affordable energy and free medicine terrorizing the hills in an emperial storm.

Tomorrow Fidel Castro will enjoy his birthday cake, about 4 months after his actual birthday.

The old man is looking old these days. Rumour has it that he's going to come back and give a speech.

Will he stand to say, "Ahh the first 80 years were a good laugh, just watch what I'll do with the next 80." Or will he say, "You guys seem to be managing well on your own. Over to you, while I take a wee nap."

Well BIR fans, tune in next time, where I'll broadcast semi-live from la Plaza de La Revolucion.

Venceremos!

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