Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Couple really likes dolphins ... no, really
The nation's press is on to the story about this couple of lovebirds - or love cetaceans maybe - who met, perhaps not coincidentally, at a karaoke bar in Taradale. They are, as the story explains in excruciating detail, "a dolphin family." Which led one contributor to the Great NZ Discussion Board to suggest that perhaps all weddings could be "written up" as work for journalists.
I suggest the following generic story format:
I suggest the following generic story format:
The day was [sunny/mostly sunny/cloudy/a bit rainy]. The bride wore [white/offwhite/cream/scarlet] and looked [happy/hot/nervous/horny]. The groom was a model of [drunkeness/good manners/a nice suit]. The relatives in attendace noted that it was a nice day and that they were very happy for the couple concerned, although several expressed surprise about [the food/the drinks/the music/the nakedness]. The bride and groom [kissed/fought/shagged like minks] and were very happy to have their [cat/dog/dolphin/parents] in attendance.
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