Thursday, September 20, 2007
Two things getting on my tit today
First off. How fucking utterly unbelievable that the Police let a dead body sit in the boot of a car outside what is now obviously a murder scene for two days is completely so far beyond me that they may as well be in China.
"We needed a warrant". What the fuck?! You could have broken into the thing any fucking time at all under the possibility that she may be in there um....... ALIVE you dick brains.
What if she was in their unconscious, or bound and gagged waiting to be found?
Well folks. She would have literally died waiting while the fucking morons wandered past the car waiting for the paperwork to come through.
And first we get the "we needed the paperwork" excuse and then it changes to "we didn't think the car was of great significance". Errr... um, I don't know about the planet they live on but where I'm from cars are often used for things like hiding stuff and moving shit. And then they top it off by saying on the news tonight that "if there had been any suggestion that she may be alive in the boot we would have opened it. Holy Fuck if that isn't nearly the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Nah mate, we thought that if you heard scratching sounds from in there you would have figured it was a cat and left it. And how the hell would you know if somebody was unconscious or in no state to make a noise to get attention in the first place?
Maybe it went something like this:
Police knocking on car boot. "Excuse us maam but if you are unconscious could you please make a tapping sound and describe your surroundings". "If you are bound and gagged and unable to move could you please make a video recording of your situation and mail it to eh nearest police station as soon as possible". And "If you are dead please feel free to just lie their and we will be with you in two days".
I mean who would have ever thought. A body put into a boot to conceal it??!!!! What next? A murderer wearing gloves??!!
On to an even easier target. The husband. I'm anti-capital punishment but if somebody wants to chop this guys head off then I might be able to help out. By god he'll be in for it if he ends up in a NZ prison. He'd better brush up big time on his martial arts with lots of maneuvers that involve protecting his a-hole.
And now onto the thing that has got onto my other tit.
Jonathon Thurston gets off for his dangerous throw because according to his lawyer, due to shoulder injuries he is unable to lift anything over 100kgs above the horizontal.
So I guess we all fucken imagined it then. It never happened. Koopu jumped into the air and did a backflip onto his head.
It wasn't me your honour. I never touched him!
Right. Now I feel better. Pool anyone?
"We needed a warrant". What the fuck?! You could have broken into the thing any fucking time at all under the possibility that she may be in there um....... ALIVE you dick brains.
What if she was in their unconscious, or bound and gagged waiting to be found?
Well folks. She would have literally died waiting while the fucking morons wandered past the car waiting for the paperwork to come through.
And first we get the "we needed the paperwork" excuse and then it changes to "we didn't think the car was of great significance". Errr... um, I don't know about the planet they live on but where I'm from cars are often used for things like hiding stuff and moving shit. And then they top it off by saying on the news tonight that "if there had been any suggestion that she may be alive in the boot we would have opened it. Holy Fuck if that isn't nearly the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Nah mate, we thought that if you heard scratching sounds from in there you would have figured it was a cat and left it. And how the hell would you know if somebody was unconscious or in no state to make a noise to get attention in the first place?
Maybe it went something like this:
Police knocking on car boot. "Excuse us maam but if you are unconscious could you please make a tapping sound and describe your surroundings". "If you are bound and gagged and unable to move could you please make a video recording of your situation and mail it to eh nearest police station as soon as possible". And "If you are dead please feel free to just lie their and we will be with you in two days".
I mean who would have ever thought. A body put into a boot to conceal it??!!!! What next? A murderer wearing gloves??!!
On to an even easier target. The husband. I'm anti-capital punishment but if somebody wants to chop this guys head off then I might be able to help out. By god he'll be in for it if he ends up in a NZ prison. He'd better brush up big time on his martial arts with lots of maneuvers that involve protecting his a-hole.
And now onto the thing that has got onto my other tit.
Jonathon Thurston gets off for his dangerous throw because according to his lawyer, due to shoulder injuries he is unable to lift anything over 100kgs above the horizontal.
So I guess we all fucken imagined it then. It never happened. Koopu jumped into the air and did a backflip onto his head.
It wasn't me your honour. I never touched him!
Right. Now I feel better. Pool anyone?
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