Saturday, October 17, 2009
You're a fucking cock, is what you are
I just walked past a preposterous ass, dressed in an ostentatious wannabe Matrix ankle-length black coat, accessorized by yellow-mirrored ski goggles (by way of context, it's 11 degrees out, and we're nowhere near a skifield). This ensemble was topped off with a ridiculous look-at-me bleached-tip hairstyle. Said tosspot was opining loudly to his plainly-attired chum: "I'm for liberal eugenics, therefore I'm...." Walking by swiftly in the opposite direction, I completed his sentence with what came naturally: "You're a fucking cock, is what you are."
I don't think he heard me, but it felt great to say.
I don't think he heard me, but it felt great to say.
Labels: liberal eugenics, sad mutha fuckas, ski goggles, the Matrix
Saturday, February 28, 2009
You Muthafuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking at our website viewer stats and it seems that we are on track to receive our lowest unique viewer numbers since 2005. In fact it won't even be close. The heydays are over where we used to average 65 unique vistors a day. We are now averaging 36 a day.
I'm telling my mum you sad mo fuckers!!!!
Seriously, you know what this comes down to? Me getting a fulltime job. What a disgrace they are. Dial up Work and Income.
I'm telling my mum you sad mo fuckers!!!!
Seriously, you know what this comes down to? Me getting a fulltime job. What a disgrace they are. Dial up Work and Income.
Labels: sad mutha fuckas
