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Monday, November 22, 2004

This clown really knows how to rub it in... 

Captions are invited for this image, inspired by none other than Happy Gilmore.



How about, "Gillespe celebrates his half century against Palmerston North Boys' High Second XI"?


Comments:
Gillespie uses his bat to demonstrate what he and Pigeon are doing to mentally-tough kiwis.

Gillespie adopts new stance in order to even things up a bit.
 
How about...

"despite running between the wickets like this throughout his innings Gillespie still managed to bring up his maiden test half century".
 
Despite trying desparately hard, Gillespie still didn't look quite as ridiculous as McMillan when he charged down the pitch
 
"What's the matter, bat, don't you like your home?"

Yeah, the only time McMillan showed any backbone in the whole game was when he fronted up to Gilchrist after refusing to walk.
 
"Having run out of brooms - Gillespie was forced to try alternate forms of transport."

or

"Where's Warney? He'll know how to remove this from my ass."

or

"Wow! This makes a change from my head."

or

WARNING: Use of Viagra may have unintentional side effects.

or lastly

"Damn. Sex addicts anonymous swore substitution would work"

-Anonyman
 
Haha, Richard Boock has just slammed Craig "chocolate teapot" McMillan in his Herald article today. Right on.
 
Chocolate tea-pot all right.

And to think he was recalled for his mental toughness... Gave it away in the 1st innings, and was sucked into a spat in the 2nd, before getting out the next ball.
 
"Even like this, I'm still less likely to be run out than Nathan Astle"
 

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