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Friday, September 10, 2004

250th blog - special wedding episode 

Well folks the time has finally come for Yamis to walk down the isle into HOLY MATRIMONY and a lifetime of being reprimanded for failing to take out the garbage, and making a mess of the toothpaste tube. Word has it the fearless Yamis will be blogging live from the marriage bed. What a champion. Stay tuned.

Congratulations Yamis!

Comments:
fuck! I have to write abloody wedding speech!

Well it's actually the saturday after this one so I have a bit of time.

I just heard my father is going to make a small speech as well. But fortunately his are tame going. I'm lucky though 95% of people there will not understand me and the rest of the people will be too busy stuffing their face on the $15,000 buffet.

there's nothing for it but to get really drunk, do something stupid and get punched out by her brother-in-laws.
 
I recall Yamis' father making a speech at his 21st. Something along the lines of "Yamis is a good son, now drink this whisky I've been saving." The rest, as they say, is history.
 
yeah well a 4 litre bottle of 10 year old whiskey will do that.
 
It sure beat accidentally buying 4% beer for the third or fourth occasion, drinking a 6 pack, and still feeling stone cold sober. Wankers - they should clearly label that stuff low alcohol.
 

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